Senior Edition 2016
Those ‘awkward’ moments
High School can be an awkward time for many. Here are the most embarrassing moments of the class of 2016:
Sophomore year when a Senior assumed i was a lost Junior High student
When Joe Song made me snort/laugh in the middle of the AP Psych test
Dropping and breaking like ten of Mrs. Wittig’s beakers while trying to clean them …
Wearing a dress twice for English and Spanish class
I was embarrassed for David Bready when he would “guard” me in practice
Brandon Woolley, Madison Mettey, Meagan Shelton, Madison Boeing, Robert Scott, Ella Jolicoeur, Lindsay Leighton
Falling up the stairs
In Mr. Wright’s US History class sophomore year, we were playing cash cab and the question was “name the cities in Italy”, so I shouted out “SPAIN” and the whole class burst out laughing. Mr. Wright doesn’t let me forget I said that till this day.
I had just left an extremely conservative church in Budapest and a gust of wind made my dress fly up and I flashed the church workers
Playing a game in Eldridge’s room and the desk broke and I fell in
When I tried to walk to breakfast in the morning of exams sophomore year and got caught by Corradini
I have extremely sweaty pits…
When the librarian walked in on me w/ no pants on in the 1 person bathroom in the library. Yeah, that happened.
Mary Claire Bauman
Freshman year of track we were lifting in the weightroom and I got on the glute/ham machine and my feet slipped out and I flipped over, hit my head, and got a bump on my forehead that swelled to the size of a golf ball.
Trying to show Jr high track kids that a collapsible hurdle would collapse if they ran into it and I showed them but it didn’t collapse and I got a bloody shin and scar from it.
Vomiting in front of my Spanish class
Every day of my life
Spilling hot chocolate on myself and mooning the class on accident when trying to get boiling water off myself
I have no sense of shame
Last tech rehearsal for Little Mermaid Jr., I tripped and fell in front of the whole audience and i landed on my head and started bleeding everywhere
Getting set up in dart wars and refusing a ride home so I walked back to the high school from Speedway
Honestly, I embarrass myself daily
At school, I do what I want and don’t get embarrassed #prez
All my embarrassing moments happened in junior High… (I’m Perfect)
When I walked up to Mrs. Kahn and asked what room Mrs. Boehner was in. But I didn’t pronounce it “Bayner” …
I got thrown up on my second day of KHS
Trying to use the megaphone at lunch one day to make an announcement, but instead setting of the air horn function multiple times until everyone was staring at me and I hadn’t said a word.
When I was trying to be polite to Principal Leist and say “Hi Mr. Leist, how are you” and when I turned the corner, the only words that came out of my mouth were ”Hi Doug”
Getting rejected by Bri to prom
Walking into the men’s restroom as a freshmen
Hard core peeing my pants during the first cross country race of the season.
Falling on stage during Macbeth.
At a pep rally the cheerleaders were performing and a girl tripped me I fell
Tripping down a bowling match and sliding halfway down the lane
Sophomore year I walked into the wrong class and didn’t leave until they did attendance and I wasn’t on the list
I peed my pants freshman year while sitting on someone’s shoulder
One time I peed my pants in yearbook
When I dropped my phone in a used port-a-potty on the New York Trip junior year and the whole group walked by while I fished it out…