Senior Edition: 2015
Most Embarrassing Moments
The headline says it all. High school can be an awkward time, and we all will remember a few moments we wish we could just have back (note the prominence of falling among this year’s seniors). These and more from the Class of 2015:
That one time I didn’t look like an absolute God.
Falling down very slowly.
When I fell in the toilet because I expected the seat to be down freshman year.
Failing Algebra 2 and taking summer school.
Sitting in a broken chair and it collapsing underneath me.
Sprinting out of the nurse’s office after a girl puked next to me and the nurse had to chase me down the hallway.
I took a precalc quiz, it was honors mind you, it was impossible and I completely failed so I was stressed and started crying but then someone saw me so I started crying more because I was embarrassed.
One day my freshman year, I went through the whole day not realizing I had a hole in my pants…I don’t think anyone noticed. Thank God.
The whole thing
Being the last one to show up for my AP test.
Breaking a chair during a pep rally.
Farting in Mrs. Snell’s class while having a discussion about farting.
Mrs. Eldridge showed my group’s Spanish video of me singing and tripping over a log to every single class she had.
Falling asleep in class and having the teacher wake me up.
When I walked out of the bathroom in my underwear because I forgot to pull down my shirt.
Falling up the stairs but never down the stairs.
Walking into the boys bathroom freshman year.
One time a guy walked into the girl’s bathroom and opened a stall door while I was in there.
I dropped my calculator coming out of lunch in the middle of a huge crowd. All the batteries flew out and everyone was like “ohhhh”.
When I tripped up the stairs, freshman year, and every single person laughed.
Being one of two senior girls to not make Almost Maine #IGuessISuck.
I bombed an AP Chem practice test that everyone else did well on.
That one time.
Accidentally dumping a bottle of chocolate milk on my boyfriend’s head at lunch.
Passing out during a movie in Hennessey’s Gov class.
When I walked around all day in a see through shirt and nobody told me they could see my bra (Freshman year).
Falling up the stairs-multiple times.
Those things happened?
In speech class I tried jumping on the stage but clipped my foot and fell in front of my entire class/Mrs. Thoman at 8th grade graduation called me “Josh Kuntz” but pronounced it like the cuss word.
Being convinced to ask Mrs. Eldridge to give me her underwear in Spanish.
When Mr. Guilfoyle yelled at me to put my phone away while I was putting it away. He yelled at me in front of the whole class.
I loved Mr. Weber’s class, but acting out as Juliet’s mother in a dress was not one of my favorite moments (Romeo and Juliet play).
Accidentally cursed really loudly the second the class went silent.
I wore short shorts to school for a Cross Country as sports day for Homecoming week
Rapping on Senior Reflection Night.
Almost falling up the stairs and everyone behind me was just looking at me.
Tripping up the stairs.
I don’t have embarrassing moments, I have an embarrassing life.
My only B in highschool was Spanish.
When my leg gave out and I fell on the stairs.
Falling asleep and not waking up til next bell in study hall freshman year.
Tripping up the stairs.
Definitely falling down the stairs TWICE.
Getting denied to go to homecoming.
Walking out of the bathroom with my skirt tucked into my underwear.
When I described Maya Angalo as being “very warm” in Mrs. Wheelers class.
Freshman year falling up the steps in front of everyone and dropped all of my stuff.
I fell going up the stairs a few times.
Tripping up the stairs in front of everyone.
When I totally forgot English in Mr. Hicks’ class when I was presenting a project
Junior year presentation in Engineering, I choked so hard.
Falling up the stairs and tripping in Uggs.
None, I’m perfect.
Everyone falling down the stairs at least once.
Got hit in the face with a biology textbook freshman year and fell down the stairs.
When I lost my hand in Cloud City and threw a hissy fit at my dad.
I didn’t have any, I’m perfect.
Although we were told where to go in Chinatown in New York, we went the wrong way and got lost for a few minutes.
Tripping on a steeple barrier during a track race and falling on my face into the water. And someone got a great picture of it.
I walked into the guys restroom on accident.
Accidentally walking into the girls restroom freshman year.
Throwing up in class.
Falling out of my chair.
Breaking Mr. Holtrey’s door.
Running into Max Demumbrum my freshman year and not saying anything afterward. So awkward.
Forgetting to get the AP Psychology summer vocab and getting it the first day of school.
Tripping up the stairs in a maxi skirt and the kid below say my spandex. Thankfully i had them on.
I caught myself when falling down the stairs and a guy saw me fall. Later walking to lunch the same guy saw me and pointed to his buddy and said “that’s the girl that fell! Hey, are you okay?”
Fell down the stairs on the first day
When I came to school with a giant hole in my leggings on my booty and I didn’t notice until 5th bell and Mrs. Eldridge let me wear her sweatshirt until my dad brought me pants.
I didn’t know I had ice stuck on my boots one morning and was carrying my bookbag, a textbook, and a duffle bag, and slipped in front of 3 teachers and my stuff went flying and Mr. Robison yelled “Safe!”
Freshman year, I tried to sweep my then girlfriend off her feet bridal style and dropped her on her butt.
Probably crying in front of everyone.
Freshman year was my first year at Kings, and my first day I fell on Billy Parton’s lunch table in the cafeteria.
The time I threw up in health class freshman year.
When Mr. Brant always has those funny comments about me that he doesn’t care if he says in front of everyone but it’s not really embarrassing because I say stuff right back.
When I was at BPA for DMA and I said that our circular race track was basically an oval.
I exploded a purple pen all over the butt of my brand new white softball pants. I was a freshman on varsity and my coach screamed at me all while this guy I was basically in love with was watching.
Falling up/ down the stairs a couple times.
Getting a speeding ticket during winter exams and losing my license for two months.
Crying when I thought I broke my foot sophomore year.
My backpack made my skirt ride up and people saw my butt.
My time on the wrestling team.
Getting denied to prom…(then bringing a hotter Mason girl).
Having Siri going off in class.
Talking about Big Bad Wolf for English project and instead of saying the Big Bad Wolf blowed the house down I had a Freudian Slip and said he blew the pigs.
My first speech in speech class. It was terrible.
In Myth 2 this year friends and I were playing a game “flinch” where you video chat random people for 30 seconds. When my opponent showed up he screamed “sexy” and my volume was up so everyone in the class heard it and laughed…including Mr. Moore.
Tripping down the stairs on my first day here.
Tripping up the stairs freshman year.
I got kicked out of Mrs. Warren’s class for almost setting Matthew Heithaus on fire. It was pretty funny though.
Tripping up the stairs or tripping on Emily’s scooter.
In class, junior year I sneezed and peed myself. Nobody ever saw anything lol.
Sophomore year one of the boys at the next table over threw a potato that ended up hitting me on the head.
When I accidently farted in Abrell’s class.
One day in AP Gov I was falling asleep and as I fell asleep, I moaned really loudly waking myself up and everyone started laughing at me.
One day Junior year, I broke my glasses first bell and couldn’t wear them all day, then at lunch I spilt my milk all over myself.
Nick Froelich kissed me in the halls and everyone saw.
Nick Froelich kissed me in the hall.
When I fell asleep in study hall and woke up scared.
I almost picked up a tampon that a freshman girl dropped junior year.
I didn’t have any embarrassing moments inside of school.
My most embarrassing moment and yet I am super proud of it is the day Jordan Cole and I snapped Mr.Holtrey’s door in half and that it’s still not fixed.
H. Faith O’Leary
I’m too cool to get embarrassed.
I ripped the back of my prom dress Sophomore year.
Projectile vomiting in the car on my way to my second day of high school then promptly falling up the stairs once I got nerve.
Tripping up the stairs thus causing my soda to explode and leak everywhere and then being late to class because Mr. Hicks was talking to me about Star Wars.
I don’t have one cause I’m confident in everything I do.
When I was walking up the stairs freshman year I tripped and a bunch of senior boys behind me saw and laughed.
Face planting the stage when I tried to jump onto it and the whole Jr. High cast would say ‘don’t pull a Niki’ anytime someone fell after that.
By Reagan Heck